Love sms,Friendship sms,Sad sms,Riddle sms,Good Morning,Good Night sms,shayari,Happy birthday sms and many more sms Collection
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Santa Banta SMS
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Nurse- Mubarak Ho Aapke Ghar Beta Paida Huwa Hai
Sardar- Wah G Wah Kya Technology Hai
BV Meri Hospital Me Hai Aur Bachcha Ghar Paida huwa Hai.
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Judge-Tum par cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua,
Lihaza tumko baa-izzat bari kiya jata hai.
Santa- Iska matlab mai Wo Cycle rakh lu?
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Dr- jab apko pata tha CHiPKALi apke KAAN me GHUS rahi hai to
aap CHUP kyu the?
Santa-pehle COCKROCH gaya tha to mujhe laga ki wo use pakadne ja rahi hai.
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Dr.- Dawai Hila Ke Piya Karo,
Santa- Dr. Saheb, Hilane Se Dawai Chammach Se Gir Jati Hai aur Phir Zameen Se Chaatni Padti Hai.
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
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Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne
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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
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